What the fuck is this website? Honestly, I have no idea.


For the better part of a decade, I have occasionally turned my attention to post, maintain, or otherwise fiddle with this innocuous piece of Internet real estate. In that time it has had at least two different URLs and roughly seventeen mission statements. Focus has been lacking. At best, tuppence for the birds is a collection of life turds, dropped intermittently, without digression. Think of it like your Snapchat feed, only this shit doesn’t go away.