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April 7th, 2017: Well, I don’t think I could find a more representative sample of the family dynamic. Thanks for coming out guys.

Jupiter Island, Florida
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A lot going on here
Boyton Beach, Florida

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Minnesota (MSP > ORD)
January 17th, 2017
December 14th, 2016
Flotsam / Jetsam, SHoP Architects, /Design Miami
December 1st, 2016

We’re building a house; Just broke ground. It’s big. MTV Cribs big. Tony Montana Scarface big. You get the picture. It might be a bit much. But even if you’ve never considered the necessity of a mermaid aquarium next to your breakfast nook, it’s still a thing to see. Here are the construction photos.

 Sidewalk < Building < Tree
Torres del Parque, 1970
Rogelio Salmona
Bogotá, Colombia
Montserrate
Chamber of Commerce Building, 2009
Daniel Bonilla Arquitectos
October 20th, 2016
ICFES
Bogota, Colombia
Biblioteca, Universidad de La Salle
Bogota, Colombia
Edificio Aulas, Universidad de-Los Andes
Bogota, Colombia
Coliseo Cubierto el Campín, Guillermo González Zuleta, 1973
Bogota, Colombia
Apartment Building, Carrera 13, Bogota, Colombia
October 8th, 2016
Route 17 South: They said that West Texas would be flat. West Texas is really fucking flat.
September 5th, 2016
Blue Coconut Drink: 190% Vitamin C
Vaughn, New Mexico
September 5th, 2016
Blacklisted Road Trip Snacks
Take a picture, people. It happens once a year.
A Background for Nuptials, Santa Fe, NM
September 1st, 2016

Some Might Call It Paradise

Construction, with an ocean view.

It’ll Heal
May 29th, 2016

From “Rebel Rabbit” (1949)

DNTTXTNDRV
Hialeah, FL
July 4th, 2016
STRFKR
Culture Room, Fort Lauderdale
May 19th, 2016
The House That Refuses to Get Built
May 12th, 2016

The cutest forklift in South Beach.

John McElheny, Czech Modernism Mirrored and Reflected Infinitely, 2005
The Surgeon and the Photographer, Geoffrey Farmer, 2009—present 
ICA Boston
April 30th, 2016


No Name Pub

The No Name Pub on No Name Key is an establishment simultaneously ripe for unmet expectations and underestimation. From the outside, it’s all tourist schmaltz and curly Q’s. The oldest bar in the Keys! Built in 1936. One couldn’t be faulted for failing to believe either claim. This venerable institution is housed in a ramshackle cottage layered thick with coats of yellow paint. Like the other buildings on this sparsely populated island, it could have been built anywhere, at anytime. Only its pastel hue suggests South Florida, and only its laissez-faire attitude toward maintenance suggests The Keys.

 

Out of sheer stubbornness, I was prepared for the No Name Pub to suck—possibly in a good way, but in spite of itself. The menu didn’t immediately suggest a diamond-in-the-rough. It offered the full spectrum of domestic beers and its own amber ale. The house amber was fine, but like most house ambers, there’s a good chance it’s somebody else’s house amber. Generic and without charm, it gets you from Point A to Point B. Also, the bar specializes in pizza. Bars do not specialize in pizza.

 

My skepticism was turned back just inside the door. The Pub’s walls and ceilings are lined with cash—a quarter million I was told—creating a dining ambiance of fishing wharf chic spun through an upturned strip club. You needn’t linger on the artistic merits of this style (Too PoMo? A hyper-gauche critique of contemporary capitalism?) Just order the grouper sandwich. A half hour later your vision will be hazy and your stomach content. Since you’re not from South Florida, you’ll also wonder what, exactly, a grouper is. It doesn’t matter. It’s damn good.

 

The haze is infectious. Perhaps it’s the secret ingredient in every dish they serve. Through it, you notice that your friends are acting strange. Is Danny taking a call in a loud bar, or is that a ruse to swipe a few bills to cover tip? Both options are equally plausible. The night rolls on. Eventually, the haze fades. And when it’s all done, it turns out the pizza was pretty damn good.

Miniature was the theme of the weekend.
Of questionable necessity: GPS navigation on the Florida Keys

Stunted Deer and Lots of Underbrush

 

A recent trip to Key West found me shotgun in an economy rental packed full of high school friends. We were backtracking to Big Pine Key in search of midget deer. No, it’s not nice to say, but I doubt those pint-sized Bambies will mind. Being island dwellers, its doubtful the key deer have ever seen their full-sized brethren. Loud whisper voice: They don’t actually know that they’re really small!  Also, because they are so tintsy-intsy, they run that island. They cross the street and don’t look out for nada. It’s as if no one has told them that they’re endangered. (They are.)

 

At the Blue Hole, the freshwater lake that occupies a former rock quarry, we scoped a four-point stag. This little creature was surprisingly friendly and unintimidated by our cabal of bloodthirsty hunters. (In truth, only one amongst us would know which end to point the barrel of a gun.) Though extended soliloquies were given about mounting the deer’s small head on a wall, the deer was unfazed. Having disarmed us with cuteness, we even forgot to snap a photo of him. The key deer are trixy.

 

 

Left in search of consolation, all I got were these shots of vegetation and brush. There were signs about the various plants. I read them—poisonwood stands out, for obvious reasons. Some of the knowledge loitered briefly. Then my thoughts returned to tiny deer. Fucking small deer always win.

El Rey de las Fritas
Jeremy is in town seeking refuge from responsibility, life decisions, and—briefly—the mature adult communities of Boynton Beach. Never one to miss an opportunity to shirk the duties of my own advancing age, I ditched the gym and treated baby boy right: A double serving of fritas on Calle Ocho. 
We bellied a thick coating of pork grease and chips, and Jeremy tried flirting with the waitress in Spanish (my interpretation). Later, after I’d thoroughly buttered him up, I let him know the truth about his idol and borderline doppleganger, Drake: Dude is lame. (Separately, he happens to be quite good at the hippity-hop). Things got interesting. Words were said. As always, it was good to see homeboy. 
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Over the past few years, the effects of sea-level rise in South Florida, and Miami Beach in particular, have come into focus for a broader constituency. Flooding, mitigation infrastructure, and the state’s wayward political discourse have provided ample material for a growing body of coverage that expands beyond arcane carbon projections and the pace of glacial ice melt. It is a story about human civilization, sufficiently filled with contradiction and illogic.

If scientist’s projections bear out, much of Miami Beach and the Florida Mainland will be below the mean sea level within the next century. Billions could be lost in the form of real estate that, this time, will give literal meaning to being underwater. Still, the industry remains a pillar of the local economy and the preferred pathway for government officials to raise the funding needed to build the region’s infrastructural defenses. These efforts may be for naught. Even before a reckoning arrives and water crests over the seawalls, damage to the tourism industry from climate change (i.e. lots of bad weather), or a lack of market confidence would effectively level the local economy. Flood insurance premiums, which are already subsidized by the federal government, stand to increase significantly in the coming years, further tamping down on the region’s real estate industry. It is highly possible that even with no flooding at all, sea-level rise could reshape South Florida while it’s still dry.

Going Up

The City of Miami Beach is raising its streets in an effort to stave off seasonal “king tide” flooding—the bi-annual event sometimes described as dry-day flooding.

Foam on a Stick

Amid the mostly underwhelming collection of furniture and textiles at Design Miami, the student-designed entry pavilion, Unbuilt, was particularly noteworthy for, yes, being somewhat outstanding, but also for the overt cynism that its designers approached the project with. One might’ve assumed that the youth of the commission recipients, Harvard graduate students all, would have produced an earnest gesture rooted in the students’ architectural nascency. In other words (and somewhat stereotypically), quaint, but refreshing. On this count, they batted five-hundred. Displaying upturned massing models made of pink foam—a practice typical of the early phases of design (minus the upturning)—they make few inroads into new or interesting architectural territory.

Unbuilt reads as gasps of exhaustion from young designers weighed down by a fruitless search for architectural novelty. Foam mo ling, and contextless formal studies have long served as a means of architectural exploration. Particularly with the ascendence of Rem Koolhaas’ Office for Metropolitan Architecture (OMA), displaying foam models has been used a savvy form of exhibition. The models provide a window into the architectural process that is simultaneously messy, yet monolithic and stylized in its uniform pinkness to be gallery appropriate. It is not uncommon for architectural firms to produce dozens, even hundreds of little pink models as part of an iterative design-by-attrition process. The factory approach to architectural discovery churns through countless ideas, assuming the best eventually rise to the top. Decades into this practice, one wonders what ideas, and certainly what forms, remain to be unearthed.

Unbuilt‘s designers seem to hold few insights into this question. The designs are claimed as their own and the exhibition literature states that the pavilion “champion[s] unrealized designs that would otherwise never see the light of day.” Yet, one can easily point to look-a-likes of Marina City designed by Bertrand Goldberg in the early ’60s or Toyo Ito’s Tama Art University Library. There’s a simplified version of Koolhaas’ mobius-strip-shaped CCTV, as well.

In lieu of novel forms, Design Miami‘s entry pavilion hints that the profession may have reached a saturation point that is likely the outcome of its documentary obsession—particularly online. Architect’s infatuation with the dissemination of plans, process sketches, and photographic material for publication can, at times, convey the impression of being almost as important as the building itself. A robust blogging ecosystem serves as an enabler to this impulse, making almost every building of significance from the last decade available online. Through multiple outlets and trade magazines, contemporary tastes are curated and normalized in their fleeting and infinite variations. Nowhere did this mediated fatigue appear more visibly than in the recent Guggenheim Helsinki competition, where 1,715 entries displayed architecture form-making ad nausea to the point that many entries were indistinguishable.

Trained in the practice of merciless iteration, and with every precedent at their fingertips, Unbuilt‘s designers (curators? interns?) are not unveiling fresh ideas so much as they are demonstrating the productive capacity of highly-caffeinated designers on autopilot grinding towards a deadline. There may be some excitement in the three-dimensional nature of the products, a testament to architecture’s enduring allure, but there’s not much else to see. Poking study models with a stick is architecture’s equivalent of framing legal briefs, and mounting them to a wall. 

Wedding Pregame

Palazzetto dello Sport, Annibale Vitellozzi, 1957
Pier Luigi Nervi, Structural Engineer
Rome, IT
Piazza del Campidoglio, Michelangelo, 1536–1546
Rome, IT

The Forum, Rome
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Marine Mile Boulevard at I-95, Fort Lauderdale
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The Prentis Building and Deroy Auditorium Complex, Wayne State University, 1962–1964
Minoru Yamasaki
June 13th, 2015

College of Education, Wayne State University, 1961
Minoru Yamasaki

June 13th, 2015

National Gallery of Art, East Wing, 1978
I.M. Pei
September 15th, 2014
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